i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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