She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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