Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you inspire me to be a worse person
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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