By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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