i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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