PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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