haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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