idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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