i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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