belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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