susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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