where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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