Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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