Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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