when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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