Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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