idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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