fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
The ass gains better be worth it
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