Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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