4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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