If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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