Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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