I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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