And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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