S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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