Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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