If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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