Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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