omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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