does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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