You're so nebulous sometimes
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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