i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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