you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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