our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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