dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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