Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Randomize
