You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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