She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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