Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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