don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
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