You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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