that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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