Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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