Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
my liver is dry heaving
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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