I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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