Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Randomize
