did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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