Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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