i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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