420 ftw
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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