Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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