I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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