quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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