The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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