it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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