Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
